Call 118 to compare the online bingo.com

Adverts on television are meant to grab your attention with either a quirky tune or funny/outrageous stunts and scenes – some are even crazier by using well produced cinematography – the crazy bastards. Occasionally I will see an advert that I like, but the majority fit in the hair pulling category, ‘compare the meerkat.com’ ...death. I don’t blame the company behind the adverts, television is still the number one media outlet in my opinion – the annoying adverts creep up on you and without notice you remember them whilst in a completely inappropriate scenario, ‘I need a shit’...call 118..damm!?! However some adverts appear which makes me wonder who buys this? – who goes there? – who eats that? You tend to see the latest trends disappear as quickly as they appeared.

The latest which really grinds my gears – giggidy- is the online bingo adverts. With the greatest respect to those people that play online bingo....who the fuck plays online bingo! Seriously what the hell. Since I have never played bingo I might be getting this all wrong but I doubt it, I repeat who plays online bingo? It seems staggeringly dull; at least bingo halls contain other morons to grunt at, as well as a bar to drink yourself into an early grave which thankfully will reprieve public services from your dependency. The site of a fox dancing to night fever is meant to lure you into disposing some of your dole money – it’s a dancing fox and their called foxy bingo!...wow. Cheeky bingo? Wtf! There are millions of them, every break contains a £50 wealthier silly cow sitting at a PC screaming in delight – it’s not online bingo she’s watching I bet. We will match your first £20 deposit, great, more slips for me to watch until 9am the next morning... have the kids gone to school? The greatest line these people use to entice people to play is....ready for it...you can chat to your mates online. Oh well that great, thank you very much, how did I ever manage before online without that function...will finish this blog later cos I’m currently on Facebook and IM...chatting to mates.

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Selby